This is my "about me" field in one of the social networking website,

"I am what I am.
Nobody can change me, except me.

I write my own destiny with every step that I take,
Definying the Rules of Nature,
Corrupting the balance of the wheel of Fate...

I am a Man of my Dreams and
I make My Dreams a Reality..

My story is beyond Time, my Adventure is beyond belief.."

I changed my "Status update" in that website today. And one of my friend just noticed that my "About me" and "Status update" are opposite...My status today read as

"Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own."

Nice catch Sam.